![]() I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up! – Scarlet Overkill I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. They all share the same goal: To serve the most despicable master around. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit. Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. And I really, really, really want her crown! – Scarlet Overkill This pale drink of water oversees it all. I’m seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. – Scarlet Overkillĭon’t forget to check out these hilarious Dazed and Confused quotes from the cult masterpiece. Because this is where you’re going to spend the rest of you worthless, little lives. He was going to be the one to eat this banana, and Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. He was going to be the one to find his tribe the biggest, baddest villain to serve. This is torture! Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional! – Herb Overkill I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed. “That annoying moment when you are texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.”Įven though the minions mostly speak in their own language, they can still make us smile.I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. “I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left.”ĥ1. “Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.”ĥ0. “Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”Ĥ9. “Technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece.”Ĥ7. “My maturity level depends on who I’m with.”Ĥ6. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!”Ĥ5. “The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. “It’s been a rough week but on a positive note… I didn’t need any bail money and didn’t have to hide any bodies.”Ĥ4. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why g is there a light in the fridge?”Ĥ3. The floor looked sad koral so I thought it needed a hug!”Ĥ2. “Just once in my life, I’d actually like to see a liar’s pants catch on fire.”Ĥ0. “It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.”ģ9. I will stop taking my pills, and nobody wants that-do they?”ģ8. “I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve, but when I’m done. “I hate that moment when you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding.”ģ6. “My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it.”ģ5. Tired? Drink some coffee, headache? Drink coffee, cold? Drink coffee, someone makes you angry? Bust them in the head with the cup!”ģ3. “Never sing in the shower singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked so remember don’t sing.”ģ2. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and others I would love to punch in the face.”ģ1. ![]() Don’t mind me, I’m just returning your nose. They’re called ‘man hours’ because a woman would have that shit done in 20 minutes!Ģ9. “Just because 1 g I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.”Ģ8. “If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably mom.”Ģ7. So I could slap eight people at on sc”Ģ6. “Did you know “diet” stands for: did I eat that?”Ģ4. “My kids’ faces when I ask them if they did their chores pinis”Ģ2. Somedays I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around.Ģ1. “Love is… Not having to hold your farts in anymoscontrol some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!”Ģ0. “If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?”ġ9. “There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.”ġ8. “Wouldn’t it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free… And three sizes smaller?”ġ6. ![]() Decisions will be made using the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue. “I love my six-pack so much, I protect it layer of fat.”ġ4. “I’m not fat, god gave me airbags cause I’m precious.”ġ3. “Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots 아 -10 without them realizing it.”ġ2. “My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity… I said nope, we all seem to enjoy it!!”ġ1. “A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… Well… That’s a sign of good taste. ![]()
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